ซิดนีย์โดนนักวิทยาศาสตร์บ้าคลั่งขย่ม – Abridged

Hello? Hello? It's uh...

Oh, come on in. How you- how you doing?

I- I'm good. Um, I'm here because I saw an ad in the paper for some sort of, like, medical experiment.

And, uh, I really need that $500, you know?

I'm just- I'm just a broke college ***, and, uh, I need new textbooks, and I have to pay rent.