ใช้เท้ายื่นเป็นอาหารเช้า - ความอัปยศอดสูเท้า

I have a wedding to go to, and need to get my feet looking perfect. So I have my slave mummified and ready to serve me. This is going to be his breakfast. All my salty foot filings. And then he's going to lick them clean. What a lucky slave.